thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

(via bbanditt)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via bbanditt)

neuken-liefde:

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

and as many cats as i can hold

(Source: tempooooooooes, via notenuf)

lonelywhiteasian:

you need followers to get a popular post but you need popular posts to get followers  literally fuck everything about this site

(via nishlo)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via nishlo)

monetizeyourcat:

when u w/ a girl but she dont understand Onion has Layer

(via nishlo)

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

lms if u dont know what hola means

so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????

(via shyandsmiley)